A mostly funny blog about my quest for happiness through connection, Great Danes and indiscriminate swearing
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MAY I SUGGEST
Beating the Bloggess to the Death Punch
I Cheated With a Hot French Guy On a Plane
Isis Gave Me Superpowers (Not That Isis)
That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party
Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)
I Swear to You: Dispatch from a Cursing Connoisseur
I MET DAX SHEPARD AND MONICA PADMAN!!!
I Know There's A Balance, I've Seen It When I Swing Past
How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law
Leader, Co-Worker or Food: Which One Are You?
And Yet I Married Him Anyway
The Plan for My Auspicious Death at 97
How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room