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    Isis Gave Me Superpowers (Not That Isis)
    • Apr 7, 2020
    • 4 min

    Isis Gave Me Superpowers (Not That Isis)

    That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party
    • Sep 20, 2019
    • 4 min

    That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

    Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)
    • May 14, 2019
    • 5 min

    Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)

    I Swear to You: Dispatch from a Cursing Connoisseur
    • May 7, 2019
    • 3 min

    I Swear to You: Dispatch from a Cursing Connoisseur

    I MET DAX SHEPARD AND MONICA PADMAN!!!
    • Apr 20, 2019
    • 5 min

    I MET DAX SHEPARD AND MONICA PADMAN!!!

    I Know There's A Balance, I've Seen It When I Swing Past
    • Apr 16, 2019
    • 3 min

    I Know There's A Balance, I've Seen It When I Swing Past

    How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law
    • Apr 5, 2019
    • 6 min

    How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law

    Leader, Co-Worker or Food: Which One Are You?
    • Apr 2, 2019
    • 4 min

    Leader, Co-Worker or Food: Which One Are You?

    Duncan and the Dane Life
    • Aug 22, 2017
    • 1 min

    Duncan and the Dane Life

    I got a PUPPY for my birthday!!!
    • Jul 2, 2017
    • 1 min

    I got a PUPPY for my birthday!!!

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    That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

    Stuff That Cracks Me Up
    • Sep 20, 2019
    • 4 min
    That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

    And Yet I Married Him Anyway

    Trips in the Wayback Machine
    • Jul 9, 2019
    • 3 min
    And Yet I Married Him Anyway

    The Plan for My Auspicious Death at 97

    Featured Posts
    • May 28, 2019
    • 5 min
    The Plan for My Auspicious Death at 97

    Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)

    Stuff That Cracks Me Up
    • May 14, 2019
    • 5 min
    Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)

    How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law

    Stuff That Cracks Me Up
    • Apr 5, 2019
    • 6 min
    How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law

    How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room

    Trips in the Wayback Machine
    • Mar 7, 2017
    • 5 min
    How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room
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