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- Aug 4, 2022
- 3 min
Monthly Moonshine -- August Edition
Because moonshine can make you happy, relieve stress, facilitate creative decision making, and rarely causes blindness nowadays.


- Aug 3, 2022
- 2 min
I Cheated With a Hot French Guy On a Plane
It all started when I saw this stunning guy politely waiting at the gate. His 'tocks were really calling me ...

- Jul 1, 2022
- 1 min
Monthly Moonshine -- First Edition
Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions together


- Feb 23, 2021
- 5 min
Time to Make the Donuts (if donuts were hand-painted Coach bags)
“What do you do for a living?” is a bit of a disheartening question for me because I haven’t quite figured out an answer that satisfies...


- Feb 16, 2021
- 7 min
The Real Cost of Carrying a Gun Through Airport Security
If community service was fun it wouldn’t teach me the apparently much-needed lesson of NOT taking a loaded gun through airport security ...


- Sep 30, 2020
- 8 min
No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag
Yesterday, as I was sitting in handcuffs in a stuffy underground room deep in the bowels of the Earth beneath Denver International Airport,


- Aug 9, 2020
- 5 min
Mentored by a madman with a box
I spent my formative years almost exclusively in virtual relationships with people in movies, books, music and television. My mentors were


- Jun 24, 2020
- 4 min
I Gotta Shut Up and Speak. Every Day.
I keep trying to figure out the exact ‘perfect thing’ to say about the Black Lives Matter movement and the protests all around the world....


- May 10, 2020
- 6 min
My Puppy-Related Excuses for COVID-Slacking (or All the Dreadful Things I Forgot About Puppies)
I’m assuming that like me, you’ve only checked off about 30% of the items on your pandemic To Do list or else we can’t be friends. What...

- Apr 17, 2020
- 3 min
My Worst Coronapocalypse Purchase So Far
So far, this is my worst purchase of the Coronapacalypse. I say so far because I want to allow myself the license to click a few more...