Monthly Moonshine -- August Edition

Because moonshine can make you happy, relieve stress, facilitate creative decision making, and rarely causes blindness nowadays.

I Cheated With a Hot French Guy On a Plane

It all started when I saw this stunning guy politely waiting at the gate. His 'tocks were really calling me ...

Monthly Moonshine -- First Edition

Let's share a cup o' happy and make some bad decisions together

Time to Make the Donuts (if donuts were hand-painted Coach bags)

“What do you do for a living?” is a bit of a disheartening question for me because I haven’t quite figured out an answer that satisfies...

The Real Cost of Carrying a Gun Through Airport Security

If community service was fun it wouldn’t teach me the apparently much-needed lesson of NOT taking a loaded gun through airport security ...

No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag

Yesterday, as I was sitting in handcuffs in a stuffy underground room deep in the bowels of the Earth beneath Denver International Airport,

Mentored by a madman with a box

I spent my formative years almost exclusively in virtual relationships with people in movies, books, music and television. My mentors were

I Gotta Shut Up and Speak. Every Day.

I keep trying to figure out the exact ‘perfect thing’ to say about the Black Lives Matter movement and the protests all around the world....

My Puppy-Related Excuses for COVID-Slacking (or All the Dreadful Things I Forgot About Puppies)

I’m assuming that like me, you’ve only checked off about 30% of the items on your pandemic To Do list or else we can’t be friends. What...

My Worst Coronapocalypse Purchase So Far

So far, this is my worst purchase of the Coronapacalypse. I say so far because I want to allow myself the license to click a few more...

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