Join date: May 30, 2019
Oct 19, 2022 ∙ 3 min
Beating the Bloggess to the Death Punch
Bona Lisa vs. Bone Crawford: the 12-foot skeleton that lives on my patio is cooler than Jenny Lawson's 12-foot skeleton and I can prove it.
Aug 4, 2022 ∙ 2 min
I Cheated With a Hot French Guy On a Plane
It all started when I saw this stunning guy politely waiting at the gate. His 'tocks were really calling me ...