A mostly funny blog about me trying to show up for this life as my true, weapons-grade outlandish self. Also, there's a lot of swearing and Great Danes.
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MAY I SUGGEST
March 13, 2017
My emotions as we toured Alijah's future college campus:
Quickly followed by this:
And looping back around to:
And finally landing here:
I love you, Kid. It has been a privilege to watch you become you.
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