This is what happens when your daughter works in an "intimacy boutique"

May 14, 2017

Adam trying to go voluntarily comatose while our daughter and her bestie discuss their favorite condom brands:




😂  Not that I wasn't cringing too but watching Adam try to crawl inside a tiny corner of his own brain, curl into a fetal position and sob until his eyes bled was priceless.  


So I asked her for more details.  


Yeah, I know.  I'm a terrible human being.  




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