A Miracle Written in Doggy Snot

Is it just me or does anyone else see it?

This is a noseprint that Gemma left on the mirror behind my bedroom door and what I clearly see scrawled in doggy snot is "I ❤️ U". Adam says it looks more like "I blotch V" but he's wrong. It's obviously a goddamn miracle message from my dog's nose.

Admittedly, you have to use your imagination to see the heart, and there's an inexplicable accent mark over the U, but still. I am never, ever washing this off.