This is a story about a 60-year-old with the maturity level of a 12-year-old girl, the fashion sense of a 1977 Stevie Nicks/Linda Ronstadt lovechild, and the very real concern of breaking a hip in spectacular style.
Do you wear the knee socks too? Because that is HOT! 🔥🔥
Oh shit! I have to get those too!! Good call 😆
Happy Birthday and you Look FAB! More like 45 than 60!!!
Thank you! But the roller derby short bus vibe is probably subtracting some of those years 😉
SO YOU!!!!!
Yes, both the ridiculous skates and the impending crash injury 😆
"Heroic" wouldn't be the word that came to mind if you saw me trying to stay upright!
Do you wear the knee socks too? Because that is HOT! 🔥🔥
Oh shit! I have to get those too!! Good call 😆
Happy Birthday and you Look FAB! More like 45 than 60!!!
Thank you! But the roller derby short bus vibe is probably subtracting some of those years 😉
SO YOU!!!!!
Yes, both the ridiculous skates and the impending crash injury 😆
"Heroic" wouldn't be the word that came to mind if you saw me trying to stay upright!