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A mostly funny blog about my quest for happiness through authenticity, Great Danes and indiscriminate swearing
CUSTOM QUOTE
& PRICING INFO
AFTER YOU GET YOUR QUOTE,
IT'S JUST 3 EASY STEPS:
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DESIGN: You and I will collaborate on the design until I have a thorough understanding of what you want. You choose your favorite design of the Photoshopped mockups that I send you. They will be VERY close to the finished product. If you are providing the item to be painted, you'll ship it to me now.
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PAY: I'll send you an invoice that you can pay securely online and then ...
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PAINT: Now I paint, ship, and *voila* -- you have a gorgeous, one-of-a-kind piece of art that is guaranteed to make you the envy of everyone who beholds it.
Total turnaround time depends on your position on the waiting list and how long it takes to get the bag/shoes/etc. shipped to me but generally about 3-5 weeks total.
PRICING
Prices start at $250 for a basic monogram, but most projects average $795- $1295.
Together, you and I will determine the price of your hand-painted piece
based on these factors:
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Subject matter
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Size
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Complexity of design and detail required
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Who will be providing the item to be painted. (Are you shipping me a favorite old jacket you want spruced up or am I buying you a new jacket that we pick out together online?)
EXAMPLE 1: Let's say you've got a sweet pair of Nikes that really need a monogram or a simple logo. No animals, no faces, just words or basic graphics. That would be $250.
EXAMPLE 2: You want a brand new Coach tote bag with a portrait of your twin kiddos. So that's a bag plus two human faces, life-size. This will require a significant amount of time and labor plus the bag itself so the total price would be $1995.
For an exact quote for your piece, just fill out the form above with as much info as you can -- photos really help -- and I will get back to you with an amount ASAP.