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A mostly funny blog about my quest for happiness through authenticity, Great Danes and indiscriminate swearing

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That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

And Yet I Married Him Anyway

The Plan for My Auspicious Death at 97

Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)

How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law

How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room

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That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

Stuff That Cracks Me Up

Sep 19, 2019
4 min

And Yet I Married Him Anyway

Trips in the Wayback Machine

Jul 8, 2019
3 min

The Plan for My Auspicious Death at 97

May 28, 2019
5 min

Mother of Danes (or Why I Sleep with Livestock)

Stuff That Cracks Me Up

May 13, 2019
5 min

How to Electrocute Your Sister-in-Law

Stuff That Cracks Me Up

Apr 5, 2019
6 min

How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room

Trips in the Wayback Machine

Mar 7, 2017
5 min

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