This is what happens when your daughter works in an "intimacy boutique"

Adam trying to go voluntarily comatose while our daughter and her bestie discuss their favorite condom brands:

😂 Not that I wasn't cringing too but watching Adam try to crawl inside a tiny corner of his own brain, curl into a fetal position and sob until his eyes bled was priceless.

So I asked her for more details.

Yeah, I know. I'm a terrible human being.

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