Mostly Funny

Midday Pajama Panic: My Brain's Unauthorized Field Trip Up Guilt Mountain

Part 2 of 3 - I kinda hope this is one of those posts no one reads

Apr 25 •

Did Menopause Give Me ADHD and Poltergeists?

Menopause Reveals Brain Was Actually Just Running on Estrogen All Along

Apr 5 •

When TSA reminds you that you have a gun in your bag and handcuffs in your future

The painful(ly funny) story of forgetting I had a gun in my purse. At the airport.

Mar 27 •

Help Me Make Re-retirement Stick This Time

I’ve Re-retired!

Mar 22 •

Is It Normal for My Cat to Create a Bidet for Himself?

Hubby walked into the laundry room to find Rufus's wrinkly butt hovering over the dog's water bowl -- PEEING in it.

Jan 19 •

One Psychic Conversation and Now Rufus Can't Fit In His Bed Anymore

A psychic gave Ru a bigger aura to make him feel like a panther and now he can't fit in his cat bed because he's HUGE

Dec 17, 2024 •

Is That a Raw Turkey Sitting On Your Shoulder?

Rufus spent most of the Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving holiday perched atop various family and friends and neighbors.

Dec 4, 2024 •

It's a Good Thing These F*ckers are Cute

Two little Vikings, Dumb-halla and SpazRu the Naked, came marauding in the morning, pillaging and plundering, laying waste to my slumber.

Nov 14, 2024 •

Sorry I Peed On You. Love, Rufus

I already knew my dear friend Julia was a kind and patient woman.

Oct 23, 2024 •

The Rufus Origin Story

The origin story of Rufus the naked weirdo cat. Like many fateful and brilliant ideas, it all began at Avery Brewing...

Oct 9, 2024 •

An Upcoming Re-Retirement and the Best Peanut Butter Ever

I already retired once.

Oct 8, 2024 •

Rufus Roswell Rubey: Weirdo Alien Kitteh

The new KittyBoy's name is Rufus Roswell Rubey and he is a naked little sphynx prince. The name Rufus is mostly from Rufus the Naked Mole Rat on the…

Oct 10, 2023 •

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