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Feb 16, 20217 min read
The Real Cost of Carrying a Gun Through Airport Security
If community service was fun it wouldn’t teach me the apparently much-needed lesson of NOT taking a loaded gun through airport security ...
Sep 29, 20208 min read
No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag
Yesterday, as I was sitting in handcuffs in a stuffy underground room deep in the bowels of the Earth beneath Denver International Airport,
Aug 8, 20205 min read
Mentored by a madman with a box
I spent my formative years almost exclusively in virtual relationships with people in movies, books, music and television. My mentors were
Jun 23, 20204 min read
I Gotta Shut Up and Speak. Every Day.
I keep trying to figure out the exact ‘perfect thing’ to say about the Black Lives Matter movement and the protests all around the world....
May 9, 20206 min read
My Puppy-Related Excuses for COVID-Slacking (or All the Dreadful Things I Forgot About Puppies)
I’m assuming that like me, you’ve only checked off about 30% of the items on your pandemic To Do list or else we can’t be friends. What...
Apr 16, 20203 min read
My Worst Coronapocalypse Purchase So Far
So far, this is my worst purchase of the Coronapacalypse. I say so far because I want to allow myself the license to click a few more...
Apr 10, 20203 min read
Thanks for Staying Away from My Hubby While He Works
All over the country, people in service jobs are still being of service during the Coronavirus crisis. It’s not just the healthcare...
Apr 6, 20204 min read
Isis Gave Me Superpowers (Not That Isis)
Remember back in 1974 when there was a Saturday morning television show called The Shazam Isis Power Hour? Probably not. I’m real...
Apr 3, 20205 min read
Proving Myself to be a Shitty Human Being
You’re going to judge me when you read this story; I know that. But I am choosing to set aside my instinct for self-preservation and...
Mar 25, 20204 min read
Why U2 Could Save the World
For decades, U2 has been ending many of their shows by playing a song called “40.” It’s a simple, meditative song about the desire for...
