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Living with a Great Dane is in every conceivable way exactly like having livestock in our home.  Even more so than having a bunch of young c

I have been swearing semi-professionally since I was about 10-years-old.  That’s the first time I remember using the word “fuck” and feeling

How I MET DAX SHEPARD AND MONICA PADMAN!!! And no, this did not only happen in my imagination like it normally does.

Who knew it would be so hard to find the balance between work and fuckaboutery?   I’m two weeks into this retirement gig and I’m somehow alr

How did I go from an anxiety-ridden, suicidally depressed, self-absorbed, agoraphobic wreck who couldn’t be conscious on an airplane or step

How to electrocute your sister in law and then be absolved of your treachery by faux Cher on Broadway

Standing shoulder to shoulder in a crowded train car at Denver International Airport, I looked around at my fellow passengers to make my usu

How to divert an identity crisis by donning a powdered wig and ruffled collar and acting out a song that Lin Manuel Miranda wrote and then c