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- Feb 5, 2017
- 4 min
Claritin D Hallucinations
Claritin D is a psychoactive hallucinagen for me. It's the D part that does it and I'm starting to suspect that it always has. Which...
- Jan 31, 2017
- 4 min
The Chihuahua That Poops Pearls
At 2 a.m. this morning, I was awakened by dozens of tiny but annoying stabbing sensations in my butt and I reached down under the covers to
- Jan 29, 2017
- 1 min
A Miracle Written in Doggy Snot
This is a noseprint that Gemma left on the mirror behind my bedroom door and what I clearly see scrawled in doggy snot is "I ❤️ U&quo
- Jan 24, 2017
- 3 min
I Will Always Love You Gemma Junebug
Yesterday my darling Great Dane puppy, Gemma Junebug, died during her spay surgery. This is a tribute to her and the amazing light she broug
- Jan 22, 2017
- 2 min
Mother F***ing Girl Power
I wore my pink pussyshirt (not a knitter so I had to substitute pussyshirt for pussyhat), AND I wore my Mother Fucking Girl Power socks....
- Jan 22, 2017
- 1 min
Horrible Genius
Wife: "I found this cute little dog outside... he' scared. I'm going to bring him inside. He seems cold." Husband: THAT
- Jan 16, 2017
- 4 min
My Mom, MLK and the Supernatural Greeting Card
Mom sent me the perfect card a few months after she died. In addition to losing Mom, we had just lost our house and our business to the Gre
- Jan 11, 2017
- 3 min
Invisibility Sucks
Paybacks are hell; even though things had started off so swimmingly, with the hubby telling me a delightful story of a friend of ours experi
